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Hello and thank you for visiting my blog. Well it is not so much a blog more a place to share all the things i have written, drawn and generaly played with over the last 10 years. Most of them are related to my love of smooth slick Latex and shiny PVC, as well as the delights of feminization. I also have a huge crush on British TV presenter Carol Vorderman (The perfect model of the older woman) as well as the gorgeous Keira Knightley. (more my age). There will be nothing harsh or nasty here, just fun things, naughty things, sexy things and yes, well, Kinky things. Basically it's a stroll through the kinky lanes of my mind. hope you have fun. XXX

Friday, 12 February 2016

Emma Watson. The Latexium interview part 3

Hi Everyone
  Our exclusive interview with Actress Emma Watson continued with the question of her Photo shoot for Latex fashion house Syren.

  Emma Watson.... Technically true, in that yes the stylist for the shoot had asked me to wear Latex and that the  dress was by Syren Latex. However it was not for
Syren but just one of a number of ideas for the Elle shoot, none of which by the way ever saw the light of day, so how on earth you got this one I do not know.
S.S.n.S..... Are you embarrassed to have willingly worn Latex?
E.W.....    No not at all, photo shoots are all about character and finding an image to project, that is after all an actresses job and it is not about total self promotion. However I did ask for the images not to be used by Elle purely because I was getting tired of "Emma Watson wears Latex again" headlines. I have a good relationship with Elle, they have reported on my career with great kindness in the past and so they graciously lost the pictures. They are not bad, that one is very classy, as were they all, but it was just a little too much of the shiny stuff.
 S.S.n.S...... Is it true though that you called Syren yourself and asked for them to provide the dresses.
 E.W.... My god where do you get all this information. Yes it is true, Elle had provided a few things and they were all very nice very classy, but since the curse had begun, i had been doing a little research and had seen the Syren site and found they're couture Latex to be something I would wear, if as ever it were not fashioned in Latex. So when this came up I asked to wear them.
S.S,n.S.... Is it true the people at Syren did not believe it was you when you contacted them
E.W....... They took a breath I think when I contacted them yes. I mean I had been seen In Latex before but had never promoted a designer before and so they took a few minutes to believe that yes i was asking to wear their designs in Elle Magazine. They sent down a stylist and a few beautiful gowns and dresses, the best of which I see you have chosen here.
S.S.n.S..... Dare I mention the word polish
E.W...... Oh God, yes well It had never crossed my mind. I mean "Okay Emma we just need to polish you" is not an everyday request. In the Past the curse had always created outfits, that shone like liquid and I never thought how that effect was created on a normal Latex dress and so when The Syren Stylist got out this can and explained I needed to be polished, I just was like What?. So two stylists, two cans of Radical Gloss, or Pero -shine as they called it , 4 four hands being very.....thorough in their duties and about 20 minutes of.....well you know, later, I was good and glossed up.
 S.S.n.S..... Speaking for myself I always find it a very pleasurable  experience, to be polished. Would you agree
 E.W.... Um, oh gosh um.....well yes i suppose. I mean I could not deny, it could be a very sensual experience, in the right atmosphere, however in a studio with seven or eight crew and witnesses, I would go for embarrassing as a word to describe it. I mean they polished everywhere.
 S.S.n.s.....Speaking of embarrassing, could you tell us a little about this.
 E.W....  Oh my goodness, look at me, don't I look happy. There really isn't much to say, this was the year, according to the press, that I vanished from the Bafta awards, in protest at The Harry Potter films not gaining a special achievement award. No I vanished because I was Pissed off at having to wear a Latex minidress, which from one end of the red carpet to the other had got mini-er  and mini-er, so who could blame me, I mean that is awful isn't it and I was so unhappy about it,I had this gorgeous young designer to wear and then the curse turned it into this awful unflattering thing and again, because of my annoyance, it fed off my emotions and just got tighter and shorter  . I did try, I mean rushed and found a Nail Polish to match the skirt in an attempt to at least make it look less unplanned and If I recall it was one of those really windy Bafta nights and that skirt was a real worry, because it had started longer, but of cause that changed by the time I stepped out of the car. But  I did the red carpet and I don't think there was not a single genuine smile in any of the photos taken. So yes thank you for that one.
S.S.n.S...... Well speaking for all a S,S,n,S, we think you look amazing as ever Emma. If a little pissed off.

There will be more to come, Thanks for reading
XXX

Monday, 8 February 2016

New Art. "The long walk"

Hi Everyone
  Hope you are all super well. I have had a really super weekend, met my friend and lover (oh yes) in London for the night, she was over from France and we had a super time being outrageously flirtly with each other in the hotel restaurant. I have probably mentioned before that she is a few years older than me and the thrill of people seeing us together as a couple has never diminished.
 Anyway when I got home I could not really relax so I got to work, However my head was still in London and so, needing inspiration, I did something I have been wanting to do for an age, which is revisit one of my very first pieces and recreated using my, hopefully, increased skills.
  The original featured our poor hero/Heroine in a briefer French style uniform, but for the new I wanted poor Andy squeezed into a sleeker, tighter dress, one that would not only embarrass, but add to his shame by forcing him to exaggerate his  every movement into an ultra feminine wiggle.
 Also I add the now mandatory phone coverage, which goes with every walk of life these days, something which amazingly was almost unheard of when i did the first one.
  Anyway poor Andys shame will be up on YouTube before his polished heels have carried him to the 6th form girls dorm, to begin his punishment.
  Hoe you like it
Big Hugs and kisses
Andy
XXXX


Friday, 5 February 2016

Apologies and a request

Hi Everyone
  Really sorry for not posting new art this week, time has just got away from me and if I could have a minute working on it, for every minute I spend sitting or standing on a train I would be posting like crazy. Hopefully should get back to it this weekend sometime, but I do have something very important and fun to deal with first. 

However perhaps you might be able to help a fellow reader and friend. He asks....


I've been looking for this movie a long time.

Any help in locating a copy would be much appreciated.

Thank you,   Dan




As you can see there is not a lot to go on, but if anyone has any ideas I will happily pass them on.
  Thanks in advance and thanks for visiting

Take care
XXX
Andy

Monday, 1 February 2016

Fearne Cotton in red Latex?...Oh yes!!!!! and now in video too

Hi Everyone
  When you are feeling down, it comes as a blessing when something comes along to brighten your mood and this time it was a cracker.
  Fearne cotton is a kind of older sister or rather older cousin figure for my generation, (It is after all wrong to have naughty feelings for a sister, but less so a cousin) she is 3 years older than me and has been there since I can remember, bringing us music and fashion and events and stuff, but since leaving Radio 1 I have missed her.
  Anyway last week she started a new TV show about style and fashion and within minutes had my heart racing in a skintight and I do mean, skin tight burgundy red Latex dress from House OF Harlot.
 Sadly as yest I can not post a video of it here on my blog as it has not yet popped up on Youtube, however here is a link to it elsewhere   http://njrs2012.blogspot.co.uk/2016/01/fernecotton20160128.html
Click on the zippyshare link and just press play, don't go for any of the download stuff as I have no idea what that stuff is, just click the play button in the top left of the screen and enjoy.
  It is the whole section from the show, in which her co presenter announces Fearne has volunteered to model whatever fashion trend he picks up on, this time Latex. At first she is horrified or rather pretends to be shocked (These things are planned after all) but the agrees. Then typical of Fearne Cottons self deprecating style she continues to claim she looks awful and complains about its tightness, but if she wanted to throw a few poses it would be clear she looks amazing in it.
 I especially love the moment she goes to sit down in it and as everyone who has worn a really tight latex dress knows, you do think It will burst as you sit down, but hey it's Latex and it just stretches tighter still.
  Anyway I am rambling on so I'll let you enjoy.

Oh, It also has a line of dialog which could come straight from Andy and Aunt Jane.
 Fearne      "I don't even know how to put it on, I mean how do you get into it?"
Co Host     "You going to find out, because you are about to put it on, right now"

Hope you like it
XXX
Andy





And here, Thanks to my dear friend Skinnie Stallion, is that very video clip.


XXX
Andy

Friday, 22 January 2016

New Art "Please take another look"

Hi Everyone
  Here we are again, with a new piece of art and we find our poor Hero/Heroine once more in the middle of an embarrassing situation.
  This time it is his Aunt Janes dismissal of petty bureaucracy causing him to glow with shameful heat. 
  "Nonsense Child, your pass will be fine", She had said, before they left home, "Just because one changes the shade of ones lipgloss or hair or ones style of dress should have no effect".
  Easy words for a cool and stunningly superior woman such as she, but not so for a poor, nervously sweet  and beautifully feminized Andy.
  



Hope you like it,
Best wishes an thanks
XXX
Andy


Wednesday, 20 January 2016

Chocolate treats for Valentines day

Hi Everyone,
  I know, I know, we have only just left Christmas behind, but in retail land you are never more than a few weeks from the next sales push and that would be Valentines day.
  The worry about what to get the one you love, will it be right? Will it fit right? will it say the right thing? or indeed the wrong thing? that will be the pressure on us for the next few weeks.
  Or rather on you my dear reader, because this year, thanks to our friends at Cadbury, I intend to say I love you with one thing...... ........Chocolate, and lots of it.
XXXXX






Are you ready Sheila?, 
 Mmmmmm

XXXXX



Monday, 18 January 2016

Amanda Holden bares again (nearly)

Hi Everyone,
  Hope you are all super well , XXXX
Yes it is that time again for the awful Britain Got Talent to return, just in case you do not know, it is a show where iffy singers, dog wranglers, and nose blowers from across the country get the chance to be laughed at on national TV.
 However there is one bright point in all this and that is the return of my friend Sheila's younger sister,the gorgeously sexy Amanda Holden to one of the judges seats (She isn't really her sister but they certainly do look alike, especially now my friend has grown a matching mane of hair). 
  Every year, Amanda Holden never fails to get the publicity machine rolling, last years she posted a picture Right of her near naked bum on social media and this year has very nearly done the same, with this instagram shot below of her preparing for the first nights auditions.
  Amanda Holden , 44, show no signs of diluting down her naturally naughty side anytime soon and I for one am delighted. 



Especially when the cold weather brings out some of her naughtiest points. Below
Love and Kisses
Andy
XXX